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Lyrics featured below : "Wild Thing", "Funky Cold Medina".
Let's do it
Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing
Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"
She loved to do the wild thing
Please baby baby please
Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please
Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby
Funky Cold Medina
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin'for some action
But like Mick Jagar said, "I can't get no satisfaction"
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
My threds are fresh and I'm looking def Yo, what's up with L-O-C?
The girls I saw jockin'at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star
So I git up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls will come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house
For the Funky cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood
Breakin'down my door,
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
Went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with alottle Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, "
I said ok, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips,
She sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed
It was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with in Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure
That your girl is oure
For the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no playin'with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on the Love Connection
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin'soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein'ya"
That's why I found you don't play around
With the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all Funky Cold Medina